Halo!My parents not at home....so i'm blogging instead of revising for the exams ahead.the compo exams on friday sucks la...i hope i dont fail....anyway got higher chinese exam n compo tis wednesday...sigh...i hate exams.they juz stress u up,though not as bad as how ms lam stresses us up...wad to do?we cant force the MOE to abolish exams...actually thanx to the government using our school as the polling centre,our oral exams which were suppose to be next week will be postponed to 16th and 17th of May.Cool huh?more time to revise.more time to get us stressed up over with.examexamexam...how i wish such thing never exists.these 2 days haven being revising.bad me =.=".i was playing n wondering around the house lamely.go tuition also.yesterday go RG.some tuition centre that the ex head prefect of my school attends.ok that is juz some lame info for u.anyway,today i go molin--in the morning--a tuition centre that the ex head prefect of my school attends also--and guess wad.I SAW MONKEY YANG YU XIN.AND GUESS WAD---SHE'S GONNA BE IN MY CLASS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.HOW UNFORTUNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LYK,SAME CLASS AS SOME FREAKING MONKEY?! ohya,molin in a chinese tuition centre n got exam today also.haiz.next week also exam.I HATE EXAMS.ok,relax relax,calm down,i'm getting agitated at the thought of exams.ARGH! GROWL! okok,stretch ur hands out,cross ur arm,then make the palms of my hands face each other,lock them together,n pull it to my heart and take a deep breath.now my left and right side of my brains connect,and i should feel more refreshed.do i feel refreshed?no i dont.do i feel better when i think of exams?no i still dont.luckily,wee qin and vivian came up with an antidote.we're planning a chalet after this coming exams and the chalet is gonna be held after PSLE.that makes me feel better.kk gtg concentrate on my zhishibao.concentrate on COPYING the answers from the net.laffs.bye!
Lame King

7:03 PM;

Hi all!
I've got lots to tell!So,before you read on,go rest your eyes first.


Here,on Friday-Sports Day,it was very fun.On the bus,we were joking abt,singing lame songs we created abt the teachers,and teasing other pple.DAMN FUN I TELL U!at the bishan stadium,i brought 1 huge packet of chips,a few other stuff,mixed together,pass down then everyone mix their stuff in.In the end it was lyk rojak and we were lyk shouting lyk freaks.So,we decided it was school holiday for tao nan for the whole of this week.Unfortunately,no one was sick (saddistic statement).SO,no holiday.haiz.....
The next day was an important day---the Hwa Mathematics Olympiad competition.we were suppose to gather at 7.15am,but guess wad,at 7 am,when i went there,it was lyk i was the last person lorz...almost everyone there,AND SURPRISINGLY,it was quiet.everyone was lyk damn kan chiong,doing last minute revision.haha.i dont tink i can get a gold or a platinum,but hope to get at least a silver :D
AH HAH!Tuesday was yet another very fun day.YET AGAIN,we were singing the same old lame songs,teasing again.Well if u want to noe specifically hu we were teasing,it was dejun.we were lyk,1..2...3..DEJUN LOVE YONG YING!Cos we were suppose to go science centre for some lecture.the woman is well,NOT skinny,she speaks also very funnily,but she got jokes too.half r lame while half r not.then we saw tis electric thing in the middle of the science centre,lyk u can practically see the huge charges of the electricity.then they put 2 balloons there,on the thing,n *BOOM* goes the balloon.i find it cool though i watch b4 already.haha.then later WC (winston chan the wallking toilet bowl fool) tell us to meet him at the tree house outside the building itself.we were searching,then we found tis tree wif a house built into it,wif a rock path leading to it.it was quite cool inside and outside,tis definitely looks better than the one in Victoria Junior College's one.i noe its suppose to be a school so its not so nice though. i understand.
NOW,today!so funny.i finished the 6J family tree on a paper.so funny.then after school i went tuition rite,then after tuition,i saw tis guy on the verge of tears.guess y.his teacher told him after lesson,i'll try to look for ur composition.if i cant find it,you'll hav to do it again.SO,after she left,then the mom beside him was lyk saying some crap to him....then his eyes damn red.he said,whats the matter wif u?!i finished my composition already!!!i dowan to do again!!hav to write so many words again.
guess wad the mum said."practice make perfect mah!"i was stunned.i tot it was ms lam.then the kid's name mayb something lyk lam king kong or something.anyway,i saw Mediacorp vans in my school yesterday.they were interviewing someone.and they're gonna use my school for the polling day tomorrow.i saw lots of cables.thanx to them,we hav no lessons tomorrow.BUT,we're piled wif homework,despite the fact that fri is our compo exams (I USED 'DESPITE' IN MY SENTENCE!!!YEH!!!)gtg now!go rest your eyes again.rest ur eyes,fight myopia!!(tats lame really)(i've stared at the comp for more than 1 hour everyday since i was a little 4-year old kid.cool huh.i started playing counter strike when i was a little kid of 4,cool huh?killing at the age of 4.hmm.

Good sayings

practice makes perfect
If you fail to plan you plan to fail
learn to play,play to learn
go ahead with life,dont look back,because theres nothing nice in your past
shut down your computer,shut up your mouth
life is but to make decisions,carrying them out and not spoiling your plans
don't be a vegetable and lie in the hospital,be a meat and join the TAF club
trust WC,trust toilet bowls
Laughter is the best medicine
Homework is the only thing that can make students freak out
Stress is a drug,take too much and you die
Students' 6th sense is that they can feel it when the teacher is near
Students RULE!!(we will when we're adults,duh!)
Never speak of 'D' lam
Use 4 letter words more often (eg.damn,shit...)
I'll die only after you die
Zapping other people in the stomach is the best way to strike most people
Make acid water when you're free
Put acid water in water gun and terrorize everyone :P
Sing Teen Lam--it helps to relieve your stress
Never shout for help--you never know theres another bad guy nearby called Helper
Finish eating your ice cream quickly--the polar caps are melting,so your ice cream would too
Change the world (teri ze terror did well.She killed lots of people by bombing :P)
Wear moonglasses when you go out at night--you might be blinded by the moonlight
Wear moonblock when you go out at night---you might get tanned by.....what?
Wear moontan when you go out at night-----if you want to get tanned by dunno wad
A doctor is a ghost----they make you say 'AH' when u see one
Time is Money,Homework is stress

OOPS!sorry for posting so much extra crap.REST YOUR EYES!!!FIGHT MYOPIA!!!(u dont need spears or swords or guns or shields or cannons,all u hav to do is rest ur eyes and hope you dont go blind:P)
LameKing

6:08 PM;

THE LAME FREAK OF ALL AGES GOH CHIN YEE!!!!talk to me on msn to get adj. abt him.

Anyway today SUCKS!huazhen came back n i was devastated.She is irritating...talk to me on msn to get more adj. abt her.But she came back also lucky la...she save me from the laffing freako crystal....heng ah...yesterday she keep laffing at nothing...mad....talk to me on msn to get more adj. abt her.aiyah all suckers.Chin Yee suck,he is a duck,he cluck n cluck non-stop in the dark.Nvm tat was a lame sentence.Anyway chin yee used to lyk charmaine n zikai use to lyk amanda!lyk,WTH?!ok nvm,they all siao wan.OK,now,read the sentence above but leaving out the words in bold.heh.its the truth.everyone noes tat n if any of the above mentioned pple is reading tis,quickly click *Back* n stop reading tis.Anyway, the lame freak of all ages juz told me a name on msn.Guess wad.Maye.nice name?not really.guess wad it is.charMAine + chin YEe=maye. i hope u noe maths but actually u dont hav to use ur brains to understand the romantical(is there such word?)statement.u noe.the RS:P anyway i gtg.BB

Lame King

10:02 PM;

Hey guyz!I forgot to tell u,sometimes,there's hidden message.not really a message,but part of the entry.Usually found below coloured words.If u see a big empty gap till the posted by...at ...comments(0) that part,then try highlighting the words wif ur mouse.u noe how rite?position ur cursor at before the first letter of wad u wan to highlight,click,then drag it till the last letter of wad u wan to read.then let go n dont do anything else till u read finish,then click somewhere else to unhighlight.estimate where the message is if u dunno where it is.below is an example for u to try, btw,its a true thing that happened.

On Monday,after my Math's club meeting,Teck Lim,Chin Yee,Lionel and Glen went to the MRL(the school library) and we used a computer.We used the love calculator and guess wad,we calculated Winston Chan and Neo Lay Peng and the reslut was 99%!!!!!we were lyk damn shocked la.lucky the librarian dunno we were playing wif the love caluculator..hehhehheh...

10:45 PM;

Today was a bad day.

The reason of y i would say tat,is rather obvious to me n my classmates n the reason is simple.Ms Lam started the day with a 20-min lecture,due to many reasons(everything tat happens has reasons :P) 1) Bad work attitude from some of us (really meh?)
2) Sub-standard homework handed in by some of us again
3)Untidiness of our tables
4)She got up on the wrong side of the bed
5)She has got other important matters at the back of her mind
etc.
AND,to all my frens out there,the colour of her attire determines her mood.Try to remember by hard,well actually u dont hav to,u see tis once,u'll remember it for ur lifetime.
Black(dangerous colour n she wears it often.Bad) ---she's angry
Red/Orange/Yellow---she's poisonous.do something wrong lyk yawn,she see,then u'll spark her off n she goes blahblahblah....
Colourful attire----she's probably(i emphasise on this word heavily) in a happy mood.
White-------------neutral.can be any of the above.
Well she started lecturing 2-3 mins after we stepped into the class.Some of the words used by her was:Lousy work attitude!lousy lyk anything!My expectations of u... nobody lyks me when i'm angry... some of u already drowning huh...i dunno how to rescue u.... call urselves 6J!u're not fit to be in 6J! etc.

Ok lets forget abt her,anyway,after recess during assembly,a teacher told us that Ms Neo had found that there was straw stuck into the public coin phone and tissue paper stuck in the drinks vending machine.Somehow,someone,sometime,went to vandalise these public facilities(this time no reason,dunno y:P)Ms Neo caught the guy hu vandalised the public phone liaoz...the guy turned out to be a badminton school team guy from 6E.If i were in p1/p2,i would hav actually found it amusing,but i'm in p6,n i find it childish.Destroy something meant for our convenience?for wad?lyk,these pple damn lame lor.Anyway today Ms Neo gave us many pages of the chinese assesement bk she told us to buy from her n we were lyk 'wth?!how to finish?!' OK----------------The End--------------------anyway i gtg sleep,bye!

President of the Society For The Lame And Spastic,
Lame King

10:18 PM;

8:10 PM;